When a front desk worker says the hotel has no vacancy, stand there and sigh to yourself. This tactic usually causes more rooms to appear.
What do you think love is?
Suzanne’s answer, though. The rest of them made me smile, or laugh, or say “aww.” But Suzanne’s answer literally had me in tears.
why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.