Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj
The cameraman that filmed this deserves an Oscar.
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”